griffonatrix:

pillsburysoyboy:

pillsburysoyboy:

You guys do know you’re supposed to reblog things, right

“well i like this post but i’m worried my followers might not” fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

social media is supposed to be PvP

clatterbane:

a-list-of-moods:

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

piedude:

997:

997:

THEYRE BRINGING MYSPACE BACK??? AS A PHONE APP?

MySpace watching the rest of social media die:

heavensghost:

ur twenties are for seeing how many mistakes u can make in the shortest amount of time possible and getting a cool haircut

fuggmuff:

podcastwizard:

podcastwizard:

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god’s™ mistakes.

where were they. greta where were they.

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs

dykecostanza:

i-am-emily:

sua-sponte-deactivated20200331:

oatmealbrain:

fullmetalfisting:

Still can’t get over that 4chan post that’s like “my mom came into my room and I pretended to be asleep and she stroked my cheek??? Is she gonna kill me???” And someone replied, “she loves you, dumbass”

What I like about this post is OP translates 4chan greentext into tumblr punctuation

good localization is important

thesunsethour:

did you have to wear a uniform in secondary school/high school/whatever

yes

no

other/sometimes/put in tags

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please if you reblog tag with your country because this fascinates me

vergak:

vergak:

Autistics:

The autistic instinct to get up and go. The urge to split. The autistic irish goodbye. The symptom of fucking off. Simply walking away. Okay. I’ve seen enough here *goes*